once somebody on msn wrote:
im out of my mind...back in 5 minutes
kinda kool

not quite a joke but a little bit of a riddle lol...

what appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

How many "Nines (9)" can you count between "0" and "100"...?

lucas572
not quite a joke but a little bit of a riddle lol...

what appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

The letter "M" ??



TooIntegrated

How many "Nines (9)" can you count between "0" and "100"...?


I'm not sure but 20??

this is non musical but what did one jewish bird say to the other,cheep cheep
lol

Posted By L to the K on 30 Aug 2009 10:53 AM
lucas572
not quite a joke but a little bit of a riddle lol...

what appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

The letter "M" ??



TooIntegrated

How many "Nines (9)" can you count between "0" and "100"...?


I'm not sure but 20??

Damn nigga, you like the first nigga that got it right in one try...! .. Good job..

yea its the letter M

aha

How many string bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

- None; the piano player can do that with his left hand.

I'd have to say the letter "M"!

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes
you just get20soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,
well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my
car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And then the fight started.....

What's the first thing a musician says at work?
"Would you like fries with that?"

^ LOL xDD thats the truest joke out there

-=Rate My Beat=-

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

-=Rate My Beat=-

^ That sounds messed up and kinda funny in the same process x).. I'm sorry...

^ I KNOW RIGHT! You think that was messed up... peep this one!

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing
my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

-=Rate My Beat=-

*Removed In The Interest Of Keeping People Sane*

^ aww dude dont do that thats gay..

So was the joke inappropriate or something? I don't understand... Sorry if it offended anyone.

^Nah the automatic player, its not cool

Ran into this whole set of DJ jokes, thought I might put them down
Q: How many DJs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 23. Two to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder and screw it in, and the rest sitting there with their arms folded and thinking they could do it better.

Q: How do you tell if a DJ is actually dead?
A: Hold out a check (but don’t be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred).

Q: What did the DJ say on his first gig?
A: Would you like fries with that Coke?

Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a US savings bond?
A: One of them eventually matures and earns money.

Q: What do you call a DJ without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless

Q: What’s the difference between the owner of a night club and the PLO?
A: You can negotiate with the PLO

Q: What’s the difference between a DJ and a puppy?
A: The puppy will stop whining after a couple of months.