Haha, really nice methods x)
I thought of a new one, called 'Bring the rain', which is a quite hard one to pull off. What do you do? You just stand in front of the toilet like you normally would, but now you aim upwards (which shouldnt be hard

) and pee in a perfect arc right into the toilet! =D It may require some adjusting whilst ur in the process of peeing, but if you can do this, at least you dont have to get a trapeze in ur toilet.